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October 09, 2018

HOW LONG TIL WE GET TO LOCUSTS AND BOILS?

Explosively breeding frogs WBAGNFARB

(Thanks to DaninDallas, Roberto and Allen at Division)

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Heads up, Nursecindy!

So that's why nursecindy doesn’t leave the house.

They do eat a lot of insects, though. We've had a lot more mosquitoes here in north Texas. And with them, a larger worry about Zika and West Nile.

“All these frogs are in search of dry ground, which is why they’re showing up in places they don’t normally go...I’ve heard of people stepping outside and frogs falling on their shoulder, freaking them out..."

♫ Tree frogs on my shoulder feel so squishy
Tree frogs in my eyes make me cry
Tree frogs by the thousands look so ugly
Tree frogs almost always make me... ♫

* runs screaming back indoors *

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

“All these frogs are in search of dry ground, which is why they’re showing up in places they don’t normally go...I’ve heard of people stepping outside and frogs falling on their shoulder, freaking them out..."

♫ Tree frogs on my shoulder feel so squishy
Tree frogs in my eyes make me cry
Tree frogs by the thousands look so ugly
Tree frogs almost always make me... ♫

* runs screaming back indoors *


A plague of explosively breeding frogs is only a mild warning. If North Carolina doesn't be careful the next plague will be a downpour of kale.

Le Pet - This reminds me of this episode of Cheers - "Veggie-Boy"
Woody has a starring role in a television commercial for a new health drink called Veggie-Boy. Woody is excited before the commercial shoot, during the commercial shoot and after the commercial shoot. It isn't until the commercial starts to air that Woody's excitement turns to horror. In the commercial, Woody explicitly states that he likes it, referring to Veggie-Boy, but he finally tastes it afterward and hates it. This endorsement is a lie from a man who doesn't lie. Woody has no idea how to resolve this dilemma. Despite the fact that Lilith doesn't agree, Frasier suggests to Woody that he try hypnosis. Woody does try hypnosis, and it works - Woody ends up liking Veggie-Boy because of it. He's now ecstatic, but his euphoria is short-lived as his new found love of Veggie-Boy creates its own problem for Woody.
And the final words " Kale was a mistake"

Did anyone else notice the reference to another story wherein a man thought he saw an alligator in a drainage ditch BUT IT WAS ONLY VENOMOUS SNAKES!
The south is turning into Australia.

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