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October 03, 2018

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Here's a cake that is wayyyy too relevant!

(Thanks to Roberto)

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That cake looks like it needs a shot of Penicillin.

Isn't The Sparkly Vaginas a Madonna tribute band?

Paging Hollywood celebrity bakers: Lady Gaga and/or Kim K. are fer sure gonna want one of these...

Gee, mom! It looks just like the pictures in Dad's magazines!

When Pinterest goes bad

Now everyone's gonna want one!

Alternate headline:

Six-year-old displays more maturity than social media friends.

Looks like someone's already...grabbed...it...I wonder who that could be!???

Satan?

If that cake has a salmon frosting, the image would be complete.
(Hey, someone was going to say it!)

Nothing to be ashamed of.  A lot of women develop yeast confections.

Fruitcake season is a little early this year. (I'm not talking about the birthday cake.)

Gwyneth Paltrow would put an egg in it, I suppose.

Thanks for the cake Mom! Dad says he likes black cherry pie when there isn't enough candy at home.

They used to ruin birthday cakes by sprinkling shredded coconut on them, but stunts like this open up eye-popping new possibilities.

If Hollywood is doing a remake of A Christmas Story, we just found the new Ralphie.

Somebody has a really warped view. Looked like a geode to me. If that were a vijayjay that would be too painful. For owner and user. Walkin' on, walkin' on, walkin' on broken glass.

@ Loudmouth - I completely agree. If mom thiks that looks like a Vajajay then I think she needs to schedule a gyno appointment STAT!

No, Church Lady; Trump grabbed it by the...frosting.

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