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September 12, 2018

FLORIDUH

Lewd, lascivious, and icky.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

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Hey, it's a part of their hurricane preparation checklist

They should also charge the woman for lying about her age because there is no way on God's green earth that she is only 47 years old.

If there was ever a case for a case of eye bleach....

They really do look as if they were made for each other.

Cindy, I agree, at the very least that is a HARD 48.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess alcohol might have been involved.

Since birth, Jeff...

These two are the king and queen of Margaritaville.

I guess that the included map is for tourists or souvenir hunters.

Both have been "rode hard and put up wet", as the saying goes.

"...14 combined arrests between them this year, mostly for open container and trespassing."

I must say, I've never heard it called by that euphemism before.

So glad they included a map that pinpointed the exact location of the encounter, so that the general public can avoid walking on that particular portion of sidewalk.

For stories like this, Google Earth should start making pins with a biohazard symbol on them.

Lewd, Lascivious and Icky sounds like a Florida law firm.

It is kind of nice to see 2 people nuts about each other. Or just nuts.

Lou Lascivious was Sid Vicious'borther - right?

So, if they'd done their thing on a cloudy day, it would have been okay?

Those two would be banned in Texas because they would stampede livestock.

Also nice to see them expanding their rap sheets with new misdemeanors, instead of the same old same.


[This is sarcasm and not what I actually believe.]

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