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August 11, 2018

TENSION MOUNTS IN CANADA

Goat dispute elevated to the legal realm

(Thanks to The Perts)

Newspaper Name We Are Not Making Fun Of: "Sackville Tribune-Post"

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I saw Backyard Goats open for The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.

Gnarly show.

Call them backyard emotional support animals.

"...he purchased the goats and five chickens in hopes of attracting more visitors to his Airbnb. "

Because who ever gets enough of viewing goats and chickens.

Overhead:

Neighbor 1:"That REALLY gets my goat!"
Neighbor 2: "Not unless the court rules against you!"

He's ignoring an order from the village to get the flock out of there. If he gets a donkey, they can also kick his ass out of town.

Maybe Canada could import some chupacabras from New Mexico or Puerto Rico. That should help with problems like this. Chupacabras aren't called "goat suckers" for nothing.

So can I keep my 500 head of Black Angus pets. or not?

What a bunch of buttheads. Beavis alone.

At least there was no gruff stuff involved.

I'll bet the Sackville-Bagginses are involved in this...

If he owned the land, he could tell the city to piss off.

“The ball’s in his court if he wants to come talk.”

Unless, of course, the goat eats the ball and anything else not locked down.

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