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August 08, 2018

BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH THINGS TO BE ALARMED ABOUT

Mount Everest is a 'fecal time bomb.'

(Thanks to Roberto, who thinks FTB opened for Blue Oyster Cult)

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In a way, So. CA beaches are a lot like Mount Everest.

Washington could also be termed a 'fecal time bomb.'

The Chicken Diablo Nachos ad in the middle of the story was well-placed. Qdoba will be wanting a refund.

Passing one of those 200 corpses, a climber noted one clutching a
Wile E. Coyote-like sign, "I should have pooped before I left home!"

You poop fourteen tons, that is a threat
Another pile older and deeper in sh!t
Dr. Phil don't you call me when I climb this snow
I owe my soul to the Mt. Everest woe

*lights BIC and holds it up for MOTW*

Pogo — careful with that open flame

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