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August 16, 2018

ARETHA FRANKLIN

She's gone. But her voice will always be with us. She was the best. 

HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT FROM CASTING VIN DIESEL?

Filmmaker Tony Kaye Casts Robot As Lead Actor In Next Feature

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

HE WILL BE ISSUED MULTIPLE FLORIDA LICENSES

A Spanish driver astounded police this weekend when he was found to be under the influence of every drug officers could check for

(Thanks to Rick Day)

ALONG WITH THE REMOTE CONTROL AND $20.38 WORTH OF LOOSE CHANGE

This Woman Lost Her Contact Lens. Doctors Found It in Her Eyelid 28 Years Later.

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "It's always the last place you look.")

TIME TO GET A NEW HOBBY

A 25-year-old man from southern China ate 87 nails and 7 push pins earlier this month, which resulted in doctors performing a four-hour surgery two days later to extract the metal objects, according to Chinese video platform Mango TV.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

THAT WILL BREAK YOUR STRIDE

Morphet explained how he was running good and had a comfortable lead when he turned a corner and saw two bears, presumably grizzlies judging by their humps.

(Thanks to Ralph)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Deflating mascot mistaken for giant breast in New Chitose Airport, Hokkaido, Japan.

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

APPARENTLY IT WAS URGENT

Naked man breaks into liquor store, only steals one can of Coke

(Thanks to John Lobert)

ALSO TWO COWS WERE ON THE LOOSE

7:28 p.m. Two men named Bob were fighting each other in Kalispell.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts and Roberto)

YOU KNOW THIS WILL WIND UP AS REALITY TV

SF forming Poop Patrol to keep sidewalks clean

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

College Students Develop A Shoe-Tying Robot

(Thanks to John Lobert)

FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES ARE ON THE WAY

These mysterious pink and red blobs have led to widespread speculation about extraterrestrial lifeforms landing in the Scottish Highlands.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

BOLO

Police investigating $100,000 ramen noodle heist in Georgia

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, Jane Linderman, Le Petomane, Rick Day, Rob Simbeck, PapaJohnB, John Lobert and Jon Harris)

AS A PRECAUTION, CANADA SHOULD BE EVACUATED

Why Are All These Vaseline Jars Showing Up on a Calgary Street?

(Thanks to Mary Smith)

 
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