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August 09, 2018

AUSTRALIAAAAAAAAAA

Massive python slithers up Australian man's home in shocking video

(Thanks to elseabs)

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Florida Man, 24, Strips, Performs Erotic Dance Inside Japanese Steakhouse

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "And how did you like my Wagyu?")

THEREBY QUALIFYING FOR A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Mutant eight-kilogramme potato that has grown into the shape of a human foot

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "I’m fairly certain I saw Mutant Eight-Kilogramme Potato open for Mott the Hoople.")

PERHAPS THERE'S A CONNECTION?

12:56 a.m. A Kalispell woman reported that she was “scared to death that she would be attacked by the invisible aliens.” The dispatcher asked if the woman was under the influence of any drugs or alcohol and she said that she was not. However, later in the conversation she mentioned that she had just done meth.

(Thanks to funny man)

NOTHING IS MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

Thousands Of Ants Form Hanging Body-Bridge To Attack Wasp Nest

(Thanks to John Lobert)

CUT HER SOME CHEE.... WE MEAN SLACK

...credit to MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle who managed (for the most part) to keep a straight face and continue reporting on the horrific and deadly California wildfires even after she said the word "farting" instead of "fighting."

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

 
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