August 03, 2018
IN THAT CASE, SIR...
WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW
(Thanks to John Gregg, who says "Not all of us.")
They belonged to "We Rent Goats." Really.
(Thanks to Woozy Barnes, who suspects the squirrels were behind this.)
THESE SINGLES TODAY
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger and Allen at Division)
THIS NEVER FAILS TO IMPRESS THE LADIES
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
HE SHOWED THEM
'YOU ARE DRINKING THE ESSENCE OF PAULINE'
(Thanks to Le Petomane, Andrew Mendez, John Lobert, Michael Parry, funny man, Stan Ruth, Al Barkafski, BobT and IronMouth)
PIECE OF CAKE
Asked about his lack of training as a pilot, Scott told Texarkana police that he didn't believe there was much more to the task than pushing buttons and pulling levers, according to a probable cause affidavit filed in the case.
(Thanks to Le Petomane and Mike Leone, who says "It gets better. Its a commercial jet, not some single engine Cessna where he might have had a chance of starting the engine.")