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August 02, 2018

WE MIGHT AS WELL TEAR UP THE CONSTITUTION

Florida man who took alligator into store on beer run is arrested

(Thanks to J.R. Absher)

NAME THAT STATE!

Woman arrested for throwing knife at man who ate her leftover Chinese

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

ALL WE KNOW FOR CERTAIN IS THAT IT HAS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Ghostbusters-like substance found oozing onto Metro Detroit road - and no one knows why

(Thanks to Ralph)

'WE SAY IT BECAUSE PEOPLE DO IT'

CDC urges Americans to stop washing, reusing condoms

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes, Al Barkafski, Le Petomane and coscolo, who says "There's cheap, then there's just too icky for words.")

BOLO

There’s a ‘serial farter’ on the loose in the West Village

(Thanks to Michael Parry and Ralph)

OOPS

McDonald's has issued an apology after an expectant mother in Canada was served cleaning solution instead of the latte she ordered.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson, who says "now everybody wants one.")

 
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