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July 10, 2018

WE JUST LIKE THE WORD 'INNARDS'

"Upon the TSA officer’s discovery of the organic mass, one of our TSA bomb experts was called into the baggage screening room to investigate the innards of the hard drive and that is when he discovered the mass was a live snake," Koshetz added.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

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Maybe it was an adder?

Kill it, kill it, kill it!!!

Organic Mass opened for 10,000 Maniacs.

Was it 'give-away-a-snake' day?
Dang I missed it.

Wasn't "Live Snake" a Turtles tribute band?

"That's not an organic mass.. THIS is an organic mass.."

A snake and an Apple can be a bad mix.

That's not how you program in Python.

Nobody mention this to Samuel Jackson, ok?

A friend once asked me "Which hand should you use to pick up a snake?"

My response: "Someone else's."

Is that a snake in your bra or are you just happy to see me?

Just asking for a friend.

I saw Organic Mass open for the Butthole Surfers (or was it the Butthole Surfers opening for an Organic Mass?).


"Innards of the Hard Drive"

A. Hemingway
B. Tiger Woods
C. Dave Barely
D. Steinbeck
E. Richard Petty

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