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July 06, 2018

UPDATE FROM ZITALY

The food here is excellent. A local specialty is spaghetti with the meat of a bool.

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Also they have magic potions.

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So... can the Detox be brought back to America in a couple hundred TSA approved bottles?

Asking for a friend

At first I thought everyone takes a big swig through the community straw, but on enlarging the picture I see those are ladles.

Morning tip: A big slug of green detox smoothie is just the thing before hitting the road and finding yourself miles from a bathroom.

Wander — I think the ladle IS a community straw. One way to show appreciation for food in Europe is to lick the utensils and put them back

As a practitioner of the Metformin Two Step, the detox agent would make for many memories that in retrospect were very funny.

I wonder which one of those magic potions that shattered horses's patoot had.

15 gyros = 1.23 quatloos.

You're welcome.


Mix all three drinks together and you'll have an
aged Pink Lady that's de-energizing.

Add a slice of bool if you're feeling adventurous.

Mamma Mia.... what's Italian for "Alka-Seltzer"?

♪ She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink
She said "I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink"
It smelled like turpentine, it looked like Indian ink
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink...
[musical interlude]
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissing everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on Caccitorre Street
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number 9.."♪

Just a word or two to the wise...potions can be trubble!

What's the problem?

I plan to have lunch at Applebee's this afternoon. I think I will have the Shroud of Envy. I so bad want to say, "yes, I'm ready order I'll have the pink meat of a bool."

I have heard that in Zitaly you have to be careful ordering bool meat with spaghetti. Two large bool "meatballs" could be what we call Rocky Mountain Oysters. Two very small meatballs could be worse in Zitaly where they have boolfights. The bool does not always lose.

Also nice to know that Fritos over there come in All'Italiana flavor.

Go to foreign parts = Get more interesting snack choices.

Not My Usual Alias, I am also a practioner of the Metformin Two Step so I'd stick with the bottled water. Any Pizza Huts around there? If so, I'll take a large Meat Lovers Supreme, hold the bools.

Spaghetti make you strong like bool!

Italian Mix Friday?

Who knew?

I wonder if they'll have Happy Hour?

I hope you get Happy, Dave, and have a designated Driver in case you get too happy!

While on safari, I once shot a Bool in my pajamas. What it was doing in my pajamas I'll never know...

I want the anti aging tall drink please.

Another phrase to use at the Vatican: Dove possiamo festeggiare Taco martedì? È una parte centrale della mia religione.

Silly me. I thought polpette meant octopus...

Hope it's not footbool. That would make for rather tough chewing.

mamma mia, que sera sera?

I like my frittos with bandittos.

Forget the mix fride. Stick with the fride calms and yosters.

But what if the bool is a Bachi Bool? They can be really touch, heavy, and sometimes damaging....


Pica Torre? Okay, Torey Southwick.....

( a geezer reference only those who grew up in or near KC will get,,,)

Tough not touch. It's Saturday....

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