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July 05, 2018

UPDATE FROM ZITALY

There are many statues honoring famous individuals here.

Horsebutt

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Hmmmm....this is why I never majored in art.

Dave, I hope you realize if you break it, you've bought it.
A group of my church friends just got back from Zitaly. They also went to Prance, Hermany, and Dingland. They said if they saw one more nekkid statue they were going to lose it.

"...and the horse you rode in on, too!"

You could have stayed home and had Stouffer's Lasagna and spared yourself the exhilaration of viewing statue close-up. May I suggest posting a breathtaking shot of a naked woman with no arms? You may have to ride that bike to a seedy part of town and get lucky.

We should name that statue 'U. S. Senator'.

So why Zitaly? Olive Garden too good for you?

Send that statue to Washington!

Which "horse's ass" ...er historical hero....was that supposed to be?

Uncanny! Like twins!

From the side, it looks like a "Pedestrians Who Walked Into Traffic While Staring At Their Smartphones" memorial. Nice neckwear.

Zitaly has monuments to horses asses? Over here we just vote for them.

funny man -
I think it's a composite. A 'one sleaze fits all' kind of thing.

I can suggest a couple of improvements:

Paint it in bright primary colors.
Add a motorized platform with a coin box that accepts ¼ € s.

Donald! Is that you???

I see by your outfit....

Dave.! Did you hug that? Dont give me that innocent look.

Some call it art; my people call it rubble.

Anyone else recognize an original Michelangahole when you see one?

I did some unreliable research into this monument.

It was dedicated to some early Zitalian king to immortalize his last words: "A horse, my kingdom for a horse. And they sent me this piece of crap!"


A monument of tribute to America:

🎶I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs🎶

*snork* at Slim Chance.

la la la la la la la la la la la la

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”

The horse says, “Buddy—you read my mind!”

Didn't I used to date him?
Not Dave.

Once again manual tomato tomato and I agree to award the Fickle Finger of Snork award to Slim Chance.

I can not get the corrected version of the song out of head.

Well Dave you look like you are enjoying yourself.

When you really want to send a message.

Dave - glad to see you've joined the movement to "free the nipple"...

Now, which one is Dave and which is the horse's butt?

Hmmm...Are you in Washington, D.C.?

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