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July 05, 2018

UPDATE FROM ZITALY

They were... HELL'S TOURISTS.

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Hardcore group of geritol guzzlers there.

Born to be wild-ish

Scooter motor purring,
Crusin' down the byway,
Looking for a ristorante,
Avoiding things in our way,
Born to be mild!
Born to be mild!

I do think a scooter-themed photo montage and a re-write of "Born to be Wild" would be excellent fodder for the Remainders. It's a pity that you couldn't do Segways for the extreme dork helmets required (at least here in the USA).

Nice one, ImNotDave.

The third from the right looks particularly menacing.

Vespa?

We'll see this same group in golf carts in five years.

Nooo!!! Lock up your children!

They're also trashing their hotel rooms by throwing the bedspreads on the floor and mixing up the towels in the bathroom.

That is a cute picture. Say when you named this Zitaly does that mean you get zits or something (ha)

... and DRINKING CAFFEINATED COFFEE AFTER 5:00 PM!!!

I see Dave is on a Roman Holiday. Where are Audrey Hepburn, Gregory Peck and Eddie Albert?

Born to be mild.

That's all showing them a valid FL Driver's license got you?

Looks like you’re all set to run into the Pope for NC.

Easy (Chair) Rider

Dave should be on the blue scooter.

Can you recreate that scene in that Jackie Chan movie where they go down steps?....oh well, never mind.

Dorky helmets appear to be conspicuously missing.

I would recommend something in pink with flashing LEDs and several silly sounds.

Scooter Looters.

BORN TO BE MILD.

As soon as that souped up Vespa pulled up in front of the Waffle House they knew what was coming.
One look at that blue pleather jacket confirmed it.
They knew that their lives would never be the same!

THIS SUMMER ON LIFETYME FAMILY NETWORK:

DAVE BARRY is the

MILD ONE!!!

Since "Vespa" means "Wasp" you could call your gang "The Wasps MC".


He is the "Leader of the (back) Pack"

If you want to secure your image as tourists, just leave the turn signal on at all times.

The Born Geezers.

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