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July 25, 2018

THE OPPOSITE OF SHRINKAGE

Men claim the heatwave is giving them 'summer penis' - and doctors say it's a real thing

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Seals and Crofts version was really lame.

Where I live, it is summer all year long!


Does that mean you can fire or lay-off Hans and Franz?

'a real thing'... heh-heh

The schlong hot summer

Why does the guy in the picture look like he's never noticed his penis before? This makes up for the shrinkage that is experienced in the cold winter weather.

Thankfully in autumn they don't change color, shrivel up, and fall off. Well, maybe in the autumn of one's life.

I just read on Wiki that summer sausage does not need refrigeration.

Living in Arizona... (117* today)

Here in Southern New Mexico it's pretty much summer year around. Just sayin'.

I can't wait for the drug ads touting a cure. Will have interesting side effects though.

What SPF should we use?

The name is Steele. SUMMER Steele.

^ Sounds more like one of James Bond's girlfriends, actually.

"Just another part of your body's homeostasis..."

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

So, we've been doing this wrong, fellas. We should be wearing shorts in the winter and long pants in summer.

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