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July 27, 2018

IT'S A CONSENTING HEDGE

Sheffield topiarist 'disgusted by drunk hedge sex'

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Ralph)

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Drunk hedge sex is by definition good sex.

That man needs to install a sprinkler system.

Bus league behavior

C'mon. You can tell that's a consenting hedge. It definitely has that "come heather" look.

A little poison ivy in the hedge's crotch should take care of it.

Some strategically placed barbed wire fencing and maybe some electric wires would probably stop this behavior. Plus it would be fun to watch!

So stay away from drunk hedges, and my lawn!

"O great and powerful Steve! What do you want?"

I saw Drunk Hedge Sex open for Green Day.

Obligatory: Shapely shrub rub = Push, push in the bush.

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