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July 24, 2018

AND IN SPORTS

2018 snail racing champion crowned

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "People only go to watch the wrecks.")

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The other participants were invited to a tasty meal of escargot.

Like baseball, much too long an ordeal. Plus there's no real betting allowed (a loud?)...

Spectators also like it when a slug joins in ("Ooh, look, a convertible!").

"snail trainer" ?

They tried for a Snail Speed Record at the Bonneville Salt Flats.

It did not go well.

The one thing you'll never hear at a snail race "I blinked and missed it!"

ESPN should show this instead of baseball.

Things sort of "melted down" after someone accidentally served salted snacks at the victory brunch.

Aaaaand.............doooooown...........theee..........streeeeeeetch............theeeeeeey.............cooooooome......

*SNORK* at Amoeba

Qaz, how would they tell the difference?

Great
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