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July 19, 2018

CLASSY!

London erects 25-foot Jeff Goldblum statue to commemorate 'Jurassic Park's 25th anniversary

(Thanks to Gary Schroeder, Roberto, Peter Metrinko and Jeff Meyerson)

SHE SOUNDS FUN

Nurse looking for love on Tinder leaves potential dates VERY nervous - after she lists her must-haves in a man as having 'both lungs and kidneys' and zero liver damage

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

FLORIDA WILDLIFE: WILDER THAN YOUR WILDLIFE

500-pound goliath grouper eats shark as shocked Florida fishermen watch: 'He just sucked it in'

(Thanks to elseabs, who says "This is EXACTLY like watching my husband eat a chicken fried steak.")

IT WAS THAT OR LISTEN TO THE RADIO

Randy couple kill time in traffic jam by having sex out of sunroof in front of stunned motorists

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SEEMS LEGIT

A naked man claiming to be a paranormal investigator has been filmed after being found stuck in a metal gate.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SPEAKING OF INSANITY

Man who is 90% covered in tattoos has penis removed as it interferes with his ‘look’

(Thanks to Stan Ruth, John Lobert, John Gregg and James Flynn)

THEN WE CHOOSE INSANITY

Bacon Is Bad For Your Mental Health, Say Researchers

(Thanks to MOTW, John Criswell and Le Petomane)

HAVING SOLVED ALL OF ITS OTHER PROBLEMS

Chicago is now spreading anti-ketchup propaganda on expressways

(Thanks to Ralph)

KEEP THIS BOATER AWAY FROM PANAMA

Boater accidentally drains Kennet and Avon Canal

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

SIDE EFFECT

Popular fat-reducing procedure can make you fatter.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

SUAVE

Man steals date's car, uses it to take another girl to drive-in movie, police say

(Thanks to DaninDallas and coscolo)

WE SAW THE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING TORTILLA CHIPS OPEN FOR CREAM

Austin firefighters respond to blazes caused by spontaneous combustion of tortilla chips

(Thanks to Jon Harris and Ralph)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Ever wondered what happens when you put an airbag under an armchair and set it off?

(Thanks to Clayton Carroll and Roberto)

CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS

Moose euthanized after wandering onto Ottawa highway

(Thanks to The Perts)

 
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