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July 15, 2018

WHAT CHOICE DID SHE HAVE?

An Islamorada woman hit her husband in the face with her cellphone when he refused to buy cocaine for her, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Chuck E. Cheese’s jumping on ‘Pay Your Age’ bandwagon after Build-A-Bear chaos

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Because we all know how good they are at handling boisterous crowds.")

HERPETOLOGISTS GONE WILD

According to several attendees, Vogt, a longtime researcher of Brazilian turtles, showed several pictures of "scantily clad female students" doing field research. The photographs were risqué enough that conference organizers added blue boxes to cover parts of the women's bodies.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

SO JAIL WILL BE A REAL CHALLENGE

Burglar Breaks Into Escape Room, Forgets How He Came In, Calls 911

(Thanks to John Lobert and funny man)

WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS SLEEP *UNDER* THE BED

6-Foot-Long Boa Constrictor Falls From Ceiling, Lands on Sleeping NY Man

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

 
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