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June 12, 2018

COMING SOON TO NETFLIX

A lawyer for a New Jersey superintendent accused of defecating daily on a high school football field asked prosecutors to hand over their full surveillance video of the 42-year-old allegedly doing the deed.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SO WE'LL PUT HIM DOWN AS 'NOT SATISFIED'

A newly-convicted murderer in Florida repeatedly punched his defense attorney after a judge handed down his verdict last Friday.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

FLORIDA AVIATION REPORT

Gator halts plane on runway at Orlando airport

(Thanks to Jane Linderman and Ralph)

ART-BUYING GUYS IN ACTION

Grandad proudly forks out for new painting - but his wife isn't happy when she sees what it is

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THEY HOLD NOTHING SACRED

Shoplifting squirrel caught on camera stealing from store in Disney World's Magic Kingdom

(Thanks to Jon Harris, Dave Kearns, Nelson from Michigan and John Mayson)

PRESENTING: CHAR

The sexiest cow in Britain has been revealed after a gruelling judging process.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

INCREDIBLY, ALCOHOL APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Plane passenger playing with sex doll forces emergency landing

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

SPORTING EVENT OF THE WEEK SO FAR

The Banana-Butt Relay

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

THE DEFENDANT CLAIMED IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE

Woman who sued lawyer for misdirected pasta throw is awarded more than $85K

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "Misdirected Pasta just got a contract to do Papa John's commercials.")

'WE'RE HEARING REPORTS OF MINOR TEA SPILLAGES'

8 very British reactions to the earthquake in Lincolnshire and Yorkshire

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

ONE LESS MOUTH TO FEED

My husband said ‘it’s me or the pack of rescue dogs’... so he left

(Thanks to Steve K.)

 
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