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June 09, 2018

ATTENTION KEY WEST SHOPPERS

 

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That’s right: gravity goes sideways in Key West.

ADVISORY

Sex toy owners could risk jail time or a fine if they take their vibrator on holiday with them.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THIS WAS IN AUSTRALIA, SO ALL WE KNOW FOR CERTAIN IS THAT IT’S VENOMOUS

What is the mysterious object caught on video near a military naval base?

(Thanks to John Lobert) 

 

THE WORST IS WHEN YOU GET A TEXT FROM THE PERSON YOU’RE DOING IT WITH

10 Percent Of People Admit To Checking Phone During Sex

(Thanks to Steve Pudlo)

ON THE PLUS SIDE, NO MONKEYS WERE INVOLVED

Roofers tear roof off wrong house in Florida

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

WE ALREADY HAVE A GOOD SUPPLY IN FLORIDA

China Is Genetically Engineering Monkeys With Brain Disorders

(Thanks to Roberto)

MORE CRIMINAL FLORIDA MONKEY NEWS

Escaped pet monkey bites worker at Home Depot in Florida

(Thanks to Jon Harris, Bob Brogan and Le Petomane)

GUY PRIORITIES IN ACTION

Man Dives In Lake To Save Dying Drone

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THERE WAS LITTLE THE POLICE COULD DO, AS THEY BOTH POSSESSED VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS’ LICENSES

Florida auto theft suspect arrested with pet Capuchin monkey

(Thanks to Dick Lobo, Jane Linderman and James Flynn)

 
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