« June 7, 2018 | Main | June 9, 2018 »

June 08, 2018

IN FLATHEAD COUNTY, TENSION CONTINUES TO MOUNT

1:50 p.m. A Bigfork man pocket-dialed 911, enabling the dispatcher to listen to two men chat while digging a hole.

2:44 p.m. A man “with Cheetos all around him” was sleeping in his truck.

(Thanks to Roberto)

A ZEBRA WOULD HAVE BEEN ADMISSABLE

B.C. couple loses child custody after stuffed lion purportedly transmitting the word of God acted as their lawyer

(Thanks to John Mayson)

BECAUSE WE, AS A NATION, ARE NOT OBESE ENOUGH

INTRODUCING A PIZZA BOX DESIGNED FOR EATING PIZZA IN BED.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Get that Nobel Prize ready.")

ASSAULT BAGPIPES

‘Noisy’ piper cuffed by cops in front of shocked tourists on the Royal Mile in Edinburgh – for playing too LOUDLY

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Andrew Mendez, Le Petomane, Michael Moyer and coscolo, who asks "How could they tell?")

 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise