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June 07, 2018

MAYBE *YOU* DO

In This Exhibition, You Walk Through Excrement

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

YET ANOTHER WAY TO MAKE GOLF INTERESTING

"A lady ran in from hole one, said, 'There's a bear on the course. Can I get reimbursed?'" said Mikel Martin, manager of the 9-hole Pondera Golf Course.

This would SO improve the Masters.

(Thanks to Ralph)

HE ALSO PORTRAYED THE HAMBURGLAR

Jerry Maren, the last surviving munchkin from the classic 1939 film "The Wizard of Oz" and the one who famously welcomed Dorothy to Munchkin Land, has died at age 99.

(Thanks to The Perts)

 

WE BLAME THE HORSE

Clarksville Police responded to an unusual call on Thursday after a horse buggy crashed into several mail boxes.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "An honorary Florida hack permit...")

WHY NOT? THIS CONCEPT WORKED GREAT FOR NEW COKE!

IHOP's changing its name to IHOb, and it's causing an uproar online

(Thanks to Roberto)

YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS HAD A PAW IN THIS

Fish kill in Seabrook ruins bride-to-be's wedding plans

(Thanks to MOTW, who says "Key quote: 'All of a sudden, I see this long streak of shiny.'”

‘POO JOGGER’: NOT A GREAT RESUME ITEM

Brisbane’s alleged poo jogger resigns from corporate role

(Thanks to Jim Perth, who says “He must had the runs.” Also Alkali Bill, who saw Poo Jogger open for Men At Work.)

WE ARE IN LOVE

Woman Catches Foul Ball In Beer, Chugs It

(Thanks to John Lobert and Steve K)

YOU MEAN AS GOOD AS IN THE EPISODE IN WHICH ENEMY FROGPERSONS ATTACKED THE WHITE HOUSE FROM THE SECRET UNDERWATER TUNNEL BENEATH IT?

24's Kiefer Sutherland talks about returning to Jack Bauer: "As long as the story is good”

(Thanks to The Amazing Steve, who says: “There were stories?”)

AUSTRALIA: A TOUGH PLACE FOR PETS

Crocodile eats beloved terrier that had spent a decade taunting it

(Thanks to Steve Pudlo, Michael Parry and John W.)

FLORIDAAAAAAA

A 20-year-old man was arrested on Tuesday after police say they have discovered at least seven missing zoo animals inside of his Gainesville apartment.

(Thanks to John W.)

IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Doctor yanks huge LEECH out of patient's nostril where it had lived for two weeks

Ew.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

 
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