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June 05, 2018

WE MIGHT AS WELL TEAR UP THE CONSTITUTION

Florida city to ban beer sales during state of emergency

(Thanks to Mungbean, who says "Then what's the point of a hurricane?")

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE COOKIES

Tanker truck spills thousands of gallons of milk on N.H. highway

(Thanks to Thomas Fries)

HEY, HE LEFT

Man set kitchen on fire to force roommate to move out

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

AND THE SO-CALLED 'FOOD AND DRUG ADMINISTRATION' DOES NOTHING

Carvel, brewery team up to create 'Fudgie the Beer'

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

RELIGION DOWN UNDER

Gold Coast church unintentionally posts risque sign

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SHE HAD HER REASONS

Woman dragged boyfriend’s clothes into street to burn them

(Thanks to Dave Emery)

WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Family left in shock when they release the butterfly they raised from a caterpillar... only for their pet dog to EAT it

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

GUY'S INACTION

Man Who Didn’t Get Up From His Seat for Entire 17-hour Flight Baffles Researchers

(Thanks to Matt Filar, who says "He HAD to have employed the Stadium Buddy.")

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Thai military called in to halt garlic smuggling

(Thanks to Ralph)

LIZARD SEX!

Judi shot an exciting video of two lizards Doing It in her yard, and she's kind of disappointed that hardly anybody has viewed it, so let's give her some clicks, OK?

'I WAS TRYING TO CURE MY CONSTIPATION'

Man's bizarre excuse to doctors for having a foot-long aubergine in his rectum

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT

Inbreeding in Scandinavian wolves is worse than we thought

(Thanks to John Criswell)

HE SHOWED HER

Man jailed for burning his wife's car after argument about his driving

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

THIS BLOG CAN THINK OF NO ONE MORE QUALIFIED

Vermin Supreme, dental activist, horse lover, to file as candidate for Kansas attorney general

(Thanks to David Snair)

Flashback to the 2016 GOP convention in Cleveland:

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GOOD THING HE DIDN'T LIVE IN FLORIDA

"A native of Northern Virginia for the last 30 years of his life, he hated how all of you were incapable of driving competently," the obituary says.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

(Also somebody needs to look up the definition of "native.")

CANADA: LAND OF DANGER

Peacocks Can’t Handle Their Reflections, Are Attacking Luxury Cars In Canada

(Thanks to Bobby Grawl)

AND FROM THE WORLD OF ART:

Red version of 'butt plug' Santa statue unveiled in Oslo

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

CHINA: FLORIDA OF THE EAST

Man fined for towing car on back of tricycle

(Thanks to Bob Brogan, Ralph and Tarheelpup)

STAND TALL, VIRGINIA MAN

Virginia man downs 480 oysters to claim crown

(Thanks to Jon Harris, who says "And now he's looking for a date.")

 
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