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June 03, 2018

MEANWHILE IN THE FLATHEAD COUNTY CRIME WAVE

4:27 p.m. A Columbia Falls man called to complain about a man in shorts who is “tall but not too tall” walking around his neighborhood talking on his phone.

(Thanks to Roberto)

WAIT, WHAT?

The number of cockroach farmers in Shandong alone has tripled to about 400 in the past three years

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and DaninDallas)

NO, IT'S NOT

The next hot menswear trend is wearing trousers with a penis pocket

(Thanks to funny man)

G-MAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Off-duty FBI agent does backflip and accidentally shoots up dancefloor in Denver

(Thanks to funny man, coscolo, manual tomato, Kevin Smith, L. Raymond, Jim Perth and Jane Linderman)

GALS IN ACTION

Woman calls for KFC just so delivery driver can help get rid of spider

The driver flushed the intruder down the toilet, which left Demi too afraid to sit on it for much of the day.

(Thanks to John Lobert and funny man)

'IT WAS A VERY STRESSFUL YET COMEDIC EXPERIENCE'

Squirrel causes chaos inside family's New York home

(Thanks to funny man and Bob Brogan)

WILDLIFE UPDATE

Buffalo saves lizard by flipping lion into the air

(Thanks to funny man, who says he "hopes the lizard, after that, did NOT try to sell him insurance.")

HELLO, FARMERS GROUP?

Airplane hits tractor-trailer hauling pigs during emergency landing on highway

(Thanks to Charles Indelicato and Le Petomane)

IN OTHER WORDS, IT CAN'T BE YOURS

Flying hotel can be yours for $74K an hour

(Thanks to Steve K, who says: "I hope they don't hear about this in Washington; they'll all want one.")

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Knife-Wielding, Snake-Dancing Man Shot By Police In Planet Fitness Parking Lot

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

 
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