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May 01, 2018

CLEVELAND (TEXAS) TRAFFIC ADVISORY

A massive alligator measuring in at 11 feet, 6 inches was captured in the early morning hours Monday as it crossed US 59 near the SH 105 intersection in Cleveland

(Thanks to John W, Stan Ruth and Le Petomane)

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Next to a WhatABurger, of course.

This was not in Ohio. Would have been more exciting if the thing had crawled out of Lake Erie.


Police refused to administer breathalyzer.

Question: Why did the alligator cross the road?

Answer: You ask it. I'm not going anywhere near that thing!

Officers wished the gator well once they determined it did indeed have a FDL.

The Cleveland (Texas Tourism council also congratulated themselves, proclaiming "our new campaign is working!"

The Whataburger is the only place to get something to eat in the middle of the night in Cleveland.
Coincidence?
(Also known as Waitaburger.)

The gator was immediately drafted by the Browns.

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