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May 17, 2018

IT'S A TWO-STROKE PENALTY IF YOUR BALL GOES INTO THE CRATER

Golfers gonna golf.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Ralph)

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The little "quiet" signs don't seem to be working.

Fore!


It's a fatal-stroke penalty if you go into the crater to retrieve your ball.

Play around, not through, the hazard!

"A tradition unlike any oth...OH MY GOD!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!"

Technically, the 13th and the 17th are now ash holes.

"I'm just gonna go ahead and play through."

Golfer one: "In the old days they sacrificed a virgin to appease the volcano god."

Golfer two: "They're searching for one, but it's not looking good."

For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: and whosoever will lose his life for my sake shall shall find it. (Matthew)
For whosoever will save his life shall lose it; but whosoever shall lose his life for my sake and the gospel’s, the same shall save it. (Mark)
For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: but whosoever will lose his life for my sake, the same shall save it. (Luke)
Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it. (Luke)

Oops, one shall too many.

"I'm home, honey! The golf course was Hell on Earth today."

"Aw, did you lose your ball again?"

"No, but I'm going to need a new set of clubs."

"Did you toss them in the lake again?"

"The lake of fire, yes...."

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