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May 01, 2018


Snake removed from inner workings of business' oven

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)


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I would put forth that a blender would not contain a snake .. for very long.

Snake: "A gruffalo? What's a gruffalo?"
Mouse: "A gruffalo! Why, didn't you know?
His eyes are orange, his tongue is black.
He has purple prickles all over his back."
Snake (gulping): "Where are you meeting him?"
Mouse: "Here, by this lake. And his favorite food is Scrambled Snake."
Snake: "Scrambled snake! It's time I hid! Goodbye, little mouse," and away Snake slid.
by Julia Donaldson

A plumber's snake, Dave. Only that.

Boy, bake that snake in a sheep's stomach and you've got some real eatins.

Strangely enough, snake pens don't come with snakes in them.

Are they sure? Might it have been another one of those "rubber" cobras? Maybe it was just checking the wiring. Easier for a snake to get in there than for most humans.

Come down to Bush Country Bob's Appliance Emporium this Saturday only and you will receive not one, but TWO snakes with every purchase.

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