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May 15, 2018

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Snakes in his pants — that's how a Greenwood man explained to police why he was running naked down the street Saturday.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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It happens more often than you expect


@NMUA - Precisely.

The question I pose to the jury is this:

Who among us hasn't done this on a Saturday night?

Judge: Case dismissed.

Trouser snakes can be real troublemakers.

"Snakes in the pants, snakes in the pants, lookin' like a fool with snakes in the pants.."

Sorry, first thing that popped in my head.

Evidently he couldn't get through to the " Snakes in the pants crisis line ".

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