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May 01, 2018

IN MIAMI, THESE THINGS WOULD LAST PERHAPS 30 SECONDS

China escalates the war on jaywalkers with automated shouting laser/squirtguns tied to motion-sensors

(Thanks to Ralph)

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If they had put these out in my college days, there would have been a rush to be the first to have one in your dorm room.
Sadly, most of us had to make do with a parking meter.

Is the "shouting" in a Sister Mary Elephant voice?

I just got an idea of a use for that massive alligator.


Clearly inhumane violations of

The Geneva Conventions.

Fill with Febreze. Solve that other pedestrian problem.

This will lead Chinese to become two-faced, right?

(Public face for ID scans, and a private one...???)

Officials were dismayed to find jaywalking increased dramatically during the summer months.

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