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May 15, 2018

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Would you wear underpants you only have to wash once a fortnight?

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

 

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My underwear is marked JAN, FEB, MAR, APL . . .

One word: Commando.


They provide the basis for the greatest pick-up line ever:

"Hey Baby! I've been wearing the same pair of underwear for 10 days straight!"

"Fortnight"?

Oh, aren't we classy!!

"Please bringith the Royal Underwear this night so I may be civilized and not wearith thy underwear like the common folk!
Fetch thine underwear, hey nonney, nonney!!"

I saw a cartoon once of a cowboy in a line shack telling his partner, "I thought the summer seemed hot. I plumb forgot to take off my longhandles this spring."

It would have been good to have had this underwear technology in the Old West.

Didn't Crotch Sweat open for Hole?

It's underwear changin' day! Who wants to trade?

No.

Most people don't even wash their fortnight that often.

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