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May 17, 2018


Hippos Poop So Much That Sometimes All the Fish Die

(Thanks to Chris Knight)


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Hippo pools, hippo poo
Hippos don't have a loo
Where they can go to poo
Hippos stay in the pool when they poo

Fishes swim in the poo pools
The fishes don't like the hippo poo
Hippo poo causes fishes to swim upside down
And the the little fishes drown

It's hard to make fishes drown
But hippo poo takes the oxygen down
Fishes must swim and hippos must poo
Post a sign telling hippos not to poo in the pool

And the living envy the dead.

the mud and water at the bottom of these hotspots is a stagnant mess of ammonia, methane, hydrogen sulfide, and other chemical grotesqueries.

Feel like going for a dip in the Mara? No thanks.

No wonder Nemo left.

Bravo Le Petomane! This is why I got rid of my pet hippo. Plus he kept trying to get out of my fenced in backyard.

I saw Putrefying Muck open for the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.


Weapons of Mass Defecation


(OK, only funny if you are an NCIS fan)

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