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May 23, 2018

BULLETIN BULLETION BULLETIN

Froot Loops is adding a new flavor

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

SOMEBODY'S DEFINITELY GOING TO HELL

Authorities say a priest found two people having sex beneath a statue of the Virgin Mary at a Roman Catholic church in New Jersey.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

NO DOUBT ON ITS WAY TO FLORIDA

Self-driving car caught on camera running red light

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SO TO SPEAK

The group hoping to crush the Guinness Record for the world’s largest recorded orgy scrambled to find a new place to hold the event after the Las Vegas hotel they planned to host it pulled out.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WAIT, WHAT?

Feds plan to wipe Gorilla Snot on Giant Mine

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAA

Broward Sheriff’s Deputy Stole DVDs, Toys From Walmart While In Uniform: Police

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

HARD PASS

Why Cockroach Milk Is the New Health Obsession

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

WHOA

Battle in the sky: Bald eagle and fox

(Thanks to elseabs, who says "Scientists call it ‘kleptoparasitism;’ I call it eating my husband’s leftovers. I. AM. THE. EAGLE.")

HERE'S YOUR FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE DAY

Alabama town terrorized by 'poop train' gets free Febreze samples

(Thanks to elseabs, Bill Carver and Hayseed Tom)

'EVERYTHING MUST GO'

The ‘King of the Commode’ seeks an heir to his thrones

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE PILLOWCASES

Chicken feathers cover I-5 in Federal Way after truck rollover

(Thanks to B'game)

YES, THE BRITS *SOUND* MORE INTELLIGENT THAN WE DO, BUT...

Police believe the two men and two women sparked the blaze while attempting to wake up a friend by burning his feet using a lighter and an aerosol whilst drunk.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

IT HAD ITS REASONS

The shooting of a man on Riverview Street Northwest took a surprising twist Sunday night when investigators concluded that the “assailant” was his Maytag oven.

(Thanks to Rick Day and Janice Gelb)

INCREDIBLY, NOT AUSTRALIA

3-foot snake slithers out of 'terrified' man's cereal box and into dishwasher

(Thanks to MOTW and Bob Brogan)

 
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