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May 15, 2018

'YOU ARE NOW FREE TO.... YIKES!!'

A pilot is being hailed as a hero after he managed to safely land an Airbus A319 when the windshield blew out about 30 minutes after takeoff. The plane was cruising at 32,000 feet when the pilot, Liu Chuanjian, says that "the windshield just cracked and made a loud bang." He explained that he looked over and saw his "co-pilot had been sucked halfway out of the window."

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

'THERE MAY HAVE BEEN SOME PREVIOUS TENSION'

A 47-year-old Adrian woman lost her job after police determined she put laxatives in a departing co-worker's going-away brownies.

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

BE STILL OUR BEATING HEART

More 24 Is On The Way At Fox With Original Creative Team

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Form a perimeter, dammit!")

THE WISCONSIN DELLS: THE CHUCK E. CHEESE'S OF TOURIST DESTINATIONS

Wisconsin Dells water park melee erupts after chair taken from group's table

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

YOU KNOW WHO DIRECTED THIS OPERATION

Eagle drops debris, Juneau residents lose power

(Thanks to B'game, who says "Now the bastards have their own air force!")

POLLY WOLLEN EINEN PUNCH IN DER BEAK?

Domestic dispute in Germany: Man arguing with a parrot

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger, Le Peromane, Allen at Division, John Gregg, Bill Hudgins and John Lobert)

'INCOMING TRAFFIC HAS RIGHT AWAY'

Traffic signs outside Montgomery County Home Depot has motorists shaking their heads

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who says: "Like, NOW!")

THE GOOD NEWS: SHE DIDN'T HAVE FAR TO WALK

Indianapolis woman crashes brand new car into her own apartment

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Related: Woman wearing only bra and panties slams SUV into Queens home

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Snakes in his pants — that's how a Greenwood man explained to police why he was running naked down the street Saturday.

(Thanks to Ralph)

SEND THESE GEESE TO WASHINGTON

WATCH THESE BADASS GEESE CHASE AN ALLIGATOR OFF A GOLF COURSE

Advisory: Bad word.

(Thanks to John W.)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

'Memory transplant' achieved in snails

(Thanks to Stella Rondo and MOTW)

NO WORD ON SQUIRRELS

American Airlines Announces New Support Animal Policy: Goats Not Allowed, Trained Mini Horses Are

Autoplay.

The list is here. (What the hell is a "Sugar glider?")

(Thanks to Chris Elzi, John Criswell and Ralph)

'I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS'

Small truck carries two cars at once in Arkansas

(Thanks to Gary, who says "And all three are undoubtedly heading to Florida.")

EW

Would you wear underpants you only have to wash once a fortnight?

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

 

 
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