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May 11, 2018

JERSEY WILDLIFE UPDATE

Bear smashes car window, eats two dozen assorted cupcakes inside

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

BAD NEWS ON THE SQUIRREL-TERRORISM FRONT

Now the little furred bastards are recruiting frogs.

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

DOWN, BOY!

Picture of puppy looks so much like a penis Facebook had to ban it

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SOMETIMES THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES

Scientists to grow 'mini-brains' using Neanderthal DNA

(Thanks to Mary Smith)

THIS JUST IN FROM ABROAD

Prankster thrusts pink dildo in politician's face during live TV interview

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AWWW (FETCHING ROLLED-UP MAGAZINE)

Wolf spider has a happy Mother’s Day with dozens of babies on her back

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

BRILLIANT

Man Allegedly Used Change Of Address Form To Move UPS Headquarters To His Apartment

(Thanks to Rick Day)

PART OF OUR CONTINUING COVERAGE OF THIS HISTORIC EVENT

Zapruder Analysis of a Charity Cornhole Tournament Brawl

(Thanks to Steve K.)

SEEMS KIND OF CHEEKY

Romance writer ignites copyright war after securing ownership of the word ‘cocky’

(Thanks to Laurie Ann)

'OTHER PET DOGS SEEMED TO BE SCARED BY MY PET'

Pet owner discovers the puppy she bought a year ago isn’t a dog but a FOX

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

OK, THIS IS A LITTLE CREEPY

Boston Dynamics' Atlas robot shows off its agility for the scouts

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

FUN GAL

A woman is accused of breaking into a Paradise Valley home, bathing in the victim’s bathtub and sending tens of thousands of disturbing text messages to the man’s phone after the pair went on one date.

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Another Ralph)

CSI: GRASS VALLEY

Man hears either woman screaming or mountain lion

Or it could be a woman screaming at a mountain lion.

(Thanks to J.R. Absher)

YOU KNOW WHO RAN THIS OPERATION

Arizona wildlife officials said a woman attempted to rescue a seemingly injured owl and ended up getting trapped in her car by the bird.

(Thanks to Ralph)

CANADIAN NEWS ROUNDUP

Researchers Seek the Best Finger to Go Up Men’s Butts in This Bizarre Prostate PSA

(Thanks to Vickie Gray)

Yes, those are live crabs on a Toronto subway train

(Thanks to The Perts and Ralph)

This has been the Canadian News Roundup.

THIS BLOG IS NOT SURPRISED

Genetic Analysis Suggests Squirrels Contributed to the Global Spread of Leprosy

(Thanks to Bruce Webster and Big John)

 
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