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May 10, 2018

THEY ALL HAD VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Den of snakes slither out of dead tree in Florida

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

IT HAD ITS REASONS

Iowa man says his dog shot him while they were playing

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

THERE'S ALWAYS PLENTY TO DO IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

1:46 a.m. An intoxicated man stood at a crosswalk in Columbia Falls and kept pushing the “walk” button for over an hour.

(Thanks to Roberto)

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEGALIZE POT

Now you can golf with a goat caddie in Oregon

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

'MONUMENTAL'

Hundreds of sex enthusiasts are set to descend on Las Vegas in a bid to break the record for the world's biggest ever ORGY.

Semi-NSFW photo illustrations.

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

WE THOUGHT THAT BY NOW WE'D ALL HAVE FLYING CARS. INSTEAD.....

Sex toy reviewer tests male sex doll called 'Steven' and has to replace the penis

(Thanks to funny man)

FILL 'ER UP

Northcutt has observed various cheating methods but she never thought she'd see gas stations selling fake urine.

(Thanks to funny man)

SHE HAS THIS BLOG'S FULL SUPPORT

Cornell University student presents thesis in bra, underwear to protest against 'oppressive beliefs'

(Thanks to funny man)

THE BLOG'S AGENTS ARE EVERYWHERE

From nursecindy:

Yesterday I was at my local library looking for a book in the non-fiction section.  I saw your book, "You Can Date Boys When You're Forty" in the sex and marriage section.  I thought maybe someone had misplaced it but then I noticed it's index number matched up with the other index numbers around it. I took it to a librarian at the front desk and told her this was a humor book and not one meant to be taken as a serious book on raising children.  She looked at the cover of the book and said, "He don't look too serious does he?". To make a long story short, your book is now in the humor section with the rest of your books. I took this picture and I think the books around it prove it's in the wrong area.

Unnamed

Thank you, nursecindy. Your prompt action has no doubt saved many marriages.

UM, NO.

Have you ever wondered how many calories you’re burning during intercourse? How many thrusts? Speed of your thrusts? The duration of your sessions? Frequency? How many different positions you use in the period of a week, month or year? Ever wondered how you stack up to other people from around the world?

(Thanks to L. Raymond)

KINKY

How can you tell if a wombat feels like mating? It might bite its partner on the bottom, say scientists behind new research.

(Thanks to Howard from Broward)

NO DOUBT EN ROUTE TO FLORIDA

Driver issued $7,800 ticket for going over 400 mph

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD

Flaming rabbit blamed for sparking Saskatchewan wildfire

You know who is behind this.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Vaguely Related Product: 16 OZ Flaming Squirrel Seed Sauce A Nutritional Birdseed Supplement

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(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Also Related: Grey squirrels stealing millions of pounds of bird seed a year

(Thanks to Rick Day)

THERE'S PROBABLY A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

Neighbor guilty in stalking case busted with 90 pounds of panties

Guess the state.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

SOME OF US DON'T EVEN NEED ONE

It only takes one 102 mph fastball to the testicles to say, "never again."

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

High Ridge-based company will provide bullet-proof groin protectors to the St. Louis Cardinals catchers.

(Thanks to Kim Michel)

 
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