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May 08, 2018

MISSING ANYTHING, DUDE?

Who lost a ton of marijuana? The Coast Guard has it now

CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF FLEAS

Dog casually crashes live weather forecast

THIS WOMAN BETTER NEVER COME TO FLORIDA

Lizard terrorizes California woman, who records plea for help

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO GO TO CONFESSION

Raccoon interrupts Catholic mass in San Diego

You know who was behind this.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

BUT CAN THEY TRAIN IT TO SWAT ITSELF WITH A ROLLED-UP MAGAZINE?

Scientists train a spider to jump on demand

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

FASHION UPDATE

We are breaking new ground.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

TODAY WE LEARNED A NEW WORD

"Meercatting."

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sword-wielding man injures two over missing socks, Pasco deputies say

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

A 91-year-old pensioner is arrested for firing a shot at the car in front at a McDonald's drive-thru 'because they weren't moving fast enough'

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Geoff)

'HELLO, GEICO?'

"Am I covered for lava?"

MAYBE IT WAS A STEALTH 737

Pickup truck strikes Southwest Boeing 737 at Baltimore airport

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

AND IN SPORTS

Martial artist headbutts 51 watermelons in a MINUTE

He also crushes walnuts.

(Thanks to Roberto)

LIFESTYLES OF THE FAMOUS

Crazed fan once held William Shatner’s underwear hostage

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

'CLAIMING A MEDICAL EMERGENCY'

Florida woman busted for calling 911 to get beer

(Thanks to Another Ralph and Greg Mullen)

 
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