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May 02, 2018

NEW YORK AL FRESCO DINING REPORT

A man was hit and knocked out last week on Central Park West by an umbrella from a hot dog stand

(Thanks to Dick Lobo)

SOME OF THEM BETTER HAVE ZOMBIES

Hallmark Is Rolling Out 34 Christmas Movies In 2018

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

ALL WE KNOW FOR CERTAIN IS THAT IT WAS HEADED FOR FLORIDA

Mischief charge eyed after mystery car found dangling from Toronto bridge

(Thanks to The Perts)

‘FRED?’

These are the most popular penis pet names men in the UK are giving to their privates

(Thanks to funny man)

IT’S HIS SPECIALTY

Man Robs Same Bank 1 Day After Being Released From Prison

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

IT’S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Missouri Woman Busted With Loaded Gun Hidden In Her Vagina

So much for the “Show Me” state.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth, Michael Parry, DaninDallas and funny man)

EW

Seriously, ew.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

FLORIDIANS

We start ’em young.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

BECAUSE AUSTRALIA WASN'T ALREADY HAZARDOUS ENOUGH

Kangaroos hopped up on carrots are attacking tourists

(Thanks to Ralph)

AT LEAST IT'S NOT LIGHT

Budweiser releases new beer based on George Washington's handwritten recipe

(Thanks to Another Ralph)

MOTHER'S DAY IS COMING

Glow-in-the-Dark Solar System Women's Bikini Underwear

(Your Uranus joke here)

(Thanks to John W)

NEVERTHELESS FRANCE IS ON HIGH ALERT

Air Force: Sky penis drawings over Germany were not intentional

(Thanks to Ralph)

WISCONSIN IS ONLY FOURTH?

States ranked by beer consumption.

(Thanks to MOTW)

THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Women accused of attacking each other with frying pan

(Thanks to Chris Johnson)

WE'RE WITH PEOPLE

A denim brand is selling 'extreme cut out' jeans for $168 and people are seriously confused

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(Thanks to Rick Day and Matt Filar)

 
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