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April 16, 2018

SOME SONGS LAST A LOT LONGER THAN OTHERS

Bizarre app plays songs based on the rhythm of your movements during SEX

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "Mine would probably be Perry Como or Rock Bottom Remainders," and Le Petomane, who says "My app would only play the Hallelujah Chorus.") 

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Once more, with feeling

"Bill, stop. What's that noise?"

"Marilyn McCoo."

"Only the Lonely"

"only the lonely"

That answer's so nice I had to say it twice.

Never knew Chopin composed a 30 second waltz . . .

As my wife said: "Oh Honey! Its playing our song" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSDrM6QEfaA

Related: "The music nobody wants to hear during sex"

https://www.metrotimes.com/city-slang/archives/2018/04/01/the-music-nobody-wants-to-hear-during-sex

Shave and a haircut, two bits.

"Another One Bites The Dust"

Ebb Tide

In-a-Gada-Davida — flaming bagpipe version

"Hello, Chief? Sloan here. Yeah, we're gonna need the coroner at 1520 Beechwood. Poor guy's BedBeats app was stuck on replay...Uh-huh...'Wipeout'"

As long as it's not "Copacabana" you're ahead of the game.

Or possibly Devo: "Whip it! Whip it good!"...

Anybody suggest "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" yet? Anybody?

"Feelings! Whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings!"

Benny Hill theme.

Mandy.

Or maybe "Owner of a Lonely Heart"

" Blues in the Night "

"Strangers In The Night"

"Horse with No Name"

"It's Now or Never"

Mr. Big

TMI, cindy.

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