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April 14, 2018

SO NO NEED TO FILE THAT TAX RETURN

‘Planet X’ will destroy the Earth on April 23, according to doomsday prophecy

(Thanks to The Perts)

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We should stop trying to beat Planet X to the punch.

I'll venture Captain Kirk and the Enterprise will venture back in time to divert the errant planet at the last minute. Hey, my guess is as good as the doomsday prophets.

For additional information on this important topic (at least it might be if you have anything on your calendar after 4/23), see also:

Just kill us already, Planet X!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/04/13/just-kill-us-already-planet-x/

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Meade predicted the world would definitely end on January 1, 2000. Then again on April 29, 2009. Then again on May 21, 2011. Then again on December 21, 2012.
No wait, make that October 7, 2015. Scratch that, it's October 15, 2017. What?

Is God incompetent or do you detect a pattern?


YES! We still have time to buy

Jim Bakker's pancake mix!

Oh man I hope so.

Is this, perhaps, Plan 9?

This explains why Art Bell was taken by the mothership yesterday.

Does that mean I dont have to pay my credit card bills? YEA!!!!!!!!

Conspiracy theorists apparently make tons of money, probably due to the usual no-refunds policy.

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