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April 15, 2018

IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD BE WORTH *WITHOUT* THE HUMAN WASTE

$700,000 WORTH OF FAKE COSMETICS CONTAINING 'HUMAN WASTE' SEIZED IN LOS ANGELES

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

Related: New clothes can harbor fecal bacteria, expert says

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

It’s everywhere!

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When my wife and I go shopping she always hits the cosmetics counter. I say, "Dear, you don't need to buy any more crap."
Now I know I was more right than I thought.

* Applies lipstick, puts on new unwashed negligee*
Kiss me you fool!

Is this from the Kylie Jenner Collection?

Some of those jeans don't look very new.

Does this comment make me look like s*^T?

The investigation started after customers called the actual cosmetic companies complaining of bumps and rashes from the products.

Not to mention failing to match skin tones.....

Waste us a terrible thing to mind...(mine?) is a corallary to that other 'saying'!

Why would anybody buy 'new clothing' that's pre-ripped?

Buying 75%-off cosmetics is obviously a rash decision.

"People mostly spread germs from skin, respiratory tree and anus, he said, adding that even touching germ-infested clothing puts one at risk."

Watch out for the "Respiratory Tree-" it's breathing all over your new outfit! You can usually find it if you're very quiet and listen for the heavy breathing.

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