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April 16, 2018

FORTUNATELY THE AUTHORITIES CAPTURED IT BEFORE THE PYTHONS GOT IT

African warthog found wandering through Florida neighborhood

(Thanks to funny man)

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Pumbaa?

from Flanders and Swann: The Wart Hog (the Hog beneath the Skin)
No one ever wants to court a Wart hog
Though a Wart hog does her best
I've spent a lot of money for a Wart hog
I am perfumed and prettily dressed
I've lustrinsed my hair, I'm perfumed here and there
My gums were tinted when I brushed my teeth
I'm young and in my prime But a wallflower all the time
'Cuz I'm a Wart hog, Just a Wart hog, I'm a Wart hog underneath

This was just a test run. The next warthog reported running loose will have been well greased. The folks who chipped in to buy the hog will be ready with their phones to get some viral videos of police trying to catch a greased warthog.

Dem's good eats

And don't you dare ask it if it's a citizen.

Hakuna Matata.

It's ok. He was just looking for Nathan Lane.

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