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April 18, 2018

WE CANNOT HELP OURSELVES

Scientists just recreated the horrendous substance found deep inside Uranus

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

AMONG OTHER THINGS, SHE REARRANGED HIS UNDERWEAR

Man 'to bill his spoiled wife' over 'exceptionally difficult' mother-in-law

(Thanks to John Finn)

FORGET ABOUT THE EAGLES CONCERT

What I’m witnessing is a teaser for a six-hour, 176-snail ballet called Slow Pixel that the two artists are bringing to London later this month for its UK premiere as part of Cryptic’s Sonica festival. For only £4.50, you can watch illuminated snails crawl around a darkened room to challenging music.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE SAW THIS MOVIE, AND IT DOES NOT END WELL

Baboons use barrel to escape Texas research facility, officials say

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb, Roberto, Al Barkafski, Dan Barr and MOTW)

HE WILL ALSO RECEIVE A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Russian Man Who Rammed Store in Stolen Armored Vehicle Sentenced to 2.5 Years

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR FECAL VENEER

Terrifying vegan croissant on sale

(Thanks to John Lobert)

NEWS TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY

...a whole body of research that shows pretty definitively that bacteria from our poop is absolutely everywhere.

(Thanks to Tina Condon, who notes that "Fecal Veneer" WBAGNFARB.)

APPARENTLY THEY HAVE A PET RACCOON THAT GOT INTO THEIR METH.'

Pet raccoon, stoned off of too much weed, brought to Indianapolis firehouse. Confusion ensues.

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Allen at Division, Ron W. and Ralph)

 
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