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April 16, 2018

SOME SONGS LAST A LOT LONGER THAN OTHERS

Bizarre app plays songs based on the rhythm of your movements during SEX

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "Mine would probably be Perry Como or Rock Bottom Remainders," and Le Petomane, who says "My app would only play the Hallelujah Chorus.") 

PEOPLE OF NEW ENGLAND, AND EARTH IN GENERAL:

Stay the hell out of the ocean.

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

'PUBLIC ENCOURAGED TO COME'

Airport celebrating snow removal equipment building

(Thanks to B'game, who says "There isn't much excitement in Juneau, but they do their best.")

LITTLE GUYS IN ACTION

Firefighters have now come to the rescue after a little boy got a toilet training seat stuck around his neck.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

BUT IT WAS VIRGIN ATLANTIC

Couple who met on plane caught in bathroom having Mile High sex

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

WHERE THE HELL IS THE UNITED NATIONS?

Couple’s anger at being told they can’t buy meat pies before 9am at Morrisons

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT PREPARING YOUR TAX RETURN...

...can be found somewhere other than here.

THIS BLOG, FOR ONE, IS RELIEVED

Australia doesn’t exist!

(Thanks to Snowman and Roberto)

IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD THING?

A study released this month by Move Hub, a moving research website, listed Portland as the most hipster city in the U.S. (and the 2nd-most in the world) and Grand Prairie as the least.

(Thanks to MOTW)

PAGING LES NESSMAN

Turkey crashes through windshield on Route 25 in Wareham

Related: Turkey makes unexpected visit to family's living room

(Thanks to Laurie Ann)

FORTUNATELY THE AUTHORITIES CAPTURED IT BEFORE THE PYTHONS GOT IT

African warthog found wandering through Florida neighborhood

(Thanks to funny man)

BOLO

Burglary allows 16 kangaroos to escape from zoo

(Thanks

WHAT, NO KILTS?

Kinky clubbers left in street in ‘jockstraps, harnesses, rubber and footie kits’ after fire alarm at BDSM club night in Edinburgh

(Thanks to funny man and Ralph)

THEY ALL PRODUCED VALID DRIVERS' LICENSES

Python trackers find record breeding group in Florida

(Thanks to Steve K)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

He "responded 'me too' every time we asked how he was doing," Officer Alan Wine wrote in his report on the March 30 arrest.

(Thanks to Laurie Ann)

THIS JUST IN

Giant Penis Mural To Be Painted Over After Stiff Resistance From Locals

(Thanks to funny man)

 
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