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April 13, 2018

TO BOLDLY... ER... GO

NASA shoots human sperm into space

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

JUST A SALAD FOR US, THANKS

Tarantula topped burgers being served at North Carolina restaurant

(Thanks to DaninDallas, John Lobert, Jon Harris, Le Petomane and Jeff Meyerson)

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT DOES WITH ITS NOSE

Green-haired turtle that breathes through its genitals added to endangered list

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(Thanks to pretty much everybody)

YOUR "ANNALS OF LEGAL HISTORY' JOKE HERE

A CONSTRUCTION firm employee who claimed his former supervisor would regularly “lift his bum and fart” on him has lost a $1.8 million compensation case.

(Thanks to Alan Dean)

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE

Restroom hand dryers spew fecal matter onto our hands

(Thanks to Steve K and Stan Ruth)

SOMEHOW THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA

Naked man with sex toy stuck up his backside asks for help at filling station

(Thanks to Noah Spicker)

 
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