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April 12, 2018

WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO ENJOY A RELAXED MEAL AT CHUCK E. CHEESE'S

Woman pulls gun during brawl at Chick-fil-A drive-thru

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

More than 100 dead geese plunge from the sky in Idaho in ‘bizarre’ incident

Also, paging Les Nessman.

(Thanks to LAschkenasy)

DUDE, THAT IS TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE

Eight Argentine police are sacked after claiming mice ate the half-ton of marijuana they seized

(Thanks to Patty Villanova and Not My Usual Alias, who says "No wonder Argentine mice don't have glaucoma.")

ACTUALLY, RACCOONS ARE MORE DANGEROUS

Report of Tiger Running Amok in Manhattan Turns Out to Be Raccoon: NYPD

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

ALWAYS A SHREWD LEGAL STRATEGY

Suspected drunken driver tries to hide from cops in bin full of dog poop

“Suspected.”

(Thanks to Robert Lindsay)

WE KNOW WE DO

Surgeon specializing in 'designer nipples' says patients want the Kendall Jenner look

(Thanks to John Lobert and Michael Parry)

 
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