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April 07, 2018

‘NOT THE GOLDEN ARCHES’

Mom's embarrassment after son unwittingly wears x-rated t-shirt with slogan 'I'm lovin' it' to school and says he 'thought it was like McDonald's'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

CANADA: A LAND GRIPPED BY TERROR

Toronto police investigating after rock valued at more than $17,000 stolen from Toronto’s Gardiner Museum

(Thanks to The Perts)

The rock was inscribed by Yoko Ono.

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Cat rescued after three days in a tree runs up another tree

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

TODAY’S THE DAY

You know what to do.

(Thanks to Ralph) 

WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SHRED THE CONSTITUTION

Michigan troopers ask locals not to bubble wrap that bridge that trucks keep hitting

(Thanks to Ralph)

PAGING LES NESSMAN

Ark. group backs out of festival with dropped turkeys

(Thanks to Ralph)

HE LOOKS REASONABLE ENOUGH

Man charged with domestic violence for allegedly attacking woman with pizza, police say

(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Allen at Division)

THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY A DIVERSION

Salina firefighters rescue squirrel whose head gets caught in Easter egg

(Thanks to Libby)

 
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