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April 05, 2018

SHE LOOKS REASONABLE ENOUGH

Virginia Beach woman arrested for threatening to bomb 7-Eleven

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

SHE WAS NOT CHARGED FOR THE PROTEIN

Woman finds dead lizard in Trader Joe's kale

(Thanks to Brian Duval)

ADVISORY:

Doctors urge us to ditch toilet paper - because it could cause anal fissures and UTIs

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

ROUND THESE PARTS WE HANG FINCH SMUGGLERS

2 charged for allegedly smuggling 26 finches in hair curlers

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

WE'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE HEARD THE NEWS

Jennifer Garner's pet chicken has died

(Thanks to Ralph)

CSI: PADDEPOELSTERWEG

Emergency services responded to Paddepoelsterweg in Groningen en masse on Sunday after a passerby reported a body in the water. Closer inspection revealed that it was not a person at all, but a realistic sex doll, the police said on Twitter.

(Thanks to Ralph)

FLORIDA EDUCATOR OF THE WEEK SO FAR

During a campaign to educate drivers about school bus safety laws, Superintendent of Brevard Public Schools Desmond Blackburn was pulled over for failing to stop for a school bus.

(Thanks to Slim Chance)

NEITHER SNOW NOR RAIN NOR... LOOK OUT!

Russian postal drone crashes on first flight

The video is amusing.

(Thanks to Steve K.)

TALK ABOUT FUN

A toy company is selling stuffed animals based on sexually transmitted diseases such as gonorrhea, chlamydia, herpes and syphilis (left to right) for STD Awareness Month in April

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SEND THIS SCREEN TO WASHINGTON

Giant television screen collapses on top of Egyptian politicians hoping for a vote

(Thanks to John Lobert) 

TRAFFIC UPDATE

'Severed human foot' left in road was most convincing fake police have ever seen

(Thanks to John Lobert)

 
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