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April 04, 2018

WHO KNEW FLORIDA HAD SUCH HIGH STANDARDS?

Grown-up lawyer disbarred for throwing paper, kicking tables and talking about boogers

AVOID THE DUMPLINGS AT ALL COSTS

Restaurant owner is caught on camera urinating and defecating into his business rival’s noodle broth

(Thanks to John Lobert)

A FLORIDA LICENSE ETC.

Student driver crashes into DMV during road test

(Thanks to Slim Chance)

MOTHER’S DAY IS COMING

Sure, you could be predictable and get Mom some candy, or a floral arrangement. On the other hand...

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

JUST GO AHEAD AND RIP UP THE CONSTITUTION, DUDES

Sonic puts up sign asking customers to stop smoking weed in drive-thru

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

EW

Seriously: ew.

(Thanks to Howard from Broward)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Detroit Zoo is giving away free buckets of poop

(Thanks to Michael Moyer and Le Petomane)

FIRST THE FALLING SPACE STATION, AND NOW THIS

Reports Of ‘Zombie’ Raccoons Scare Homeowners, Puzzle Police

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Bill Hudgins, who says they toured with the Squirrel Nut Zippers)

BIG DEAL. IN MIAMI THEY CAN LEGALLY VOTE.

A voter in a tiny northeast Wisconsin town wants to bring ducks to the polling station along with a sign that reads: "If you don't vote, you can't squawk."

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

THESE KIDS TODAY

A College Student Saved a Drowning Squirrel Using a Trick She Learned From The Office

(Thanks to Gary Schroeder)

EN ROUTE TO FLORIDA

Prince Edward's 10-year-old son James spotted behind the wheel of Land Rover during spin around Windsor Castle

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

 
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