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March 08, 2018

UPDATE

Drug charges dropped after suspect refuses to poop for 47 days in custody

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says “Sometimes it pays to be full of crap.”)

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I stand behind my comment on the matching post.

Judi's back just in time to get fired!

If the police had had the toilet paper roll installed correctly none of this would of happened.

We are going to need a bigger toilet.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, KEEP FLUSHING!

To quote Abe Vigoda from Joe vs. the Volcano:

"I'll be going now."

Time served?

"Upon his release, he waddled off painfully to the nearest public latrine, where he spent the rest of his first day of freedom."

So if there are no charges, can he now be discharged...?

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