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March 16, 2018

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

Scientists say space aliens could hack our planet

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

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I, for one, welcome our alien overlords as long as the hold time for _omcast customer service improves

Clippy was only the beginning.

So.... I can't get past the notion of how silly it is to assume that aliens with technology advanced enough to allow intergalactic travel would be interested in us at all, much less see us as a threat. Pretty sure Douglas Adams had us pegged with, "Mostly Harmless."

*your Donald Trump joke here*

L8terg8r, what if they find us tasty?

So Jeff Goldblum was right -- they really can just plug in and upload a virus.

“Hello. My name is Lur from the planet Seti Persei 8. I am a Nigerian prince with a great investment opportunity and need your help”

When the huge robot salesman comes to sell us their Internet service we could try saying: "Klattu barada nikto." If the visor doesn't close,quickly sign up for the premium package.

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for humanity deprived of the opportunity to learn things on its own and evaporation."

The next version of Windows (code name: SAREK) will handle this.

I think our scientists have been watching too much Star Trek.

I blame those home AI devices for this. They were advance spies for the aliens.


Aliens may have hacked our planet long ago.

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